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CONFESSIONS OF A PRAIRIE BITCH
June 21 & 22 at The Cutting Room
Comic, former child star, outspoken activist, and TV Land Award winner ALISON ARNGRIM makes her annual return to New York with CONFESSIONS OF A PRAIRIE BITCH for two performances only, June 21 & 22 at The Cutting Room. Best known as acid-tongued, pre-Midol meanie Nellie Oleson from "Little House on the Prairie", Alison Arngrim presents an uproarious evening of storytelling and stand-up about life as everyone's favorite toxic pre-teen brat, complete with petticoats and ringlets. Never afraid to dish the dirt on TV land, she let all the secrets loose of "Little House on the Prairie", Hollywood and much more. Recalling her life and career as bitchy Nellie Oleson, Arngrim startles audiences internationally with off-color jokes about child stars and TV icons of the 1970’s and 80s.
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THE EATEN HEART
May 24 - June 9 at The Ontological Theater
On a hot summer evening the characters of THE EATEN HEART escape the monotony of their own lives by visting the strange world of a remote motel. Entering into a lucid dream of hilarious, erotic and occasionally gory twists, they engage in steamy roadside intrigue before disppearing back onto the lonely highways.
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JUMP/ROPE
June 9 - 24 at Urban Stages
At the opening of JUMP/ROPE, the long relationship between Martin and Alex has begun to sour as a mysterious third party enters their lives. What ensues is both a hilarious puzzle and a murderous game as these three men compete for power and love. It is a bizarre triangle rooted in attraction, violence, and the fear of being alone.
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JACKIE BEAT in REHAB!
May 25 - 27 at The Cutting Room
Not to be outdone by Britney or Lindsay, everyone's favorite drag superstar JACKIE BEAT is going to finally face her demons and attempt to conquer her addictions to booze, drugs, sex, food, gambling, shopping and the N word. Tragic? Yes. Boring? NEVER! Join Jackie in REHAB! as she sings her way through recovery with lots of new material (including the juicy new song, "Beaver!" and her own take on the intoxicating Amy Winehouse ditty "Rehab") plus a few gems from her sordid past. Bring a friend -- hell, make it an intervention! And remember: the bar is open throughout the performance.
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REALISM AND JUMP!
April 15 - May 20 at The Kirk Theater
Downtown theater stalwart Jean Cocteau Repertory has shed its longtime home at the Bouwerie Lane Theatre, expanded its mission, and has been rechristened THE EXCHANGE. Under the leadership of Artistic Director Ari Edelson, Board Chairman Peter Finn, and Managing Director Jennifer Sanders, this newly formed company will make its debut this spring at The Kirk Theatre at Theatre Row. The company will present two new works that were recent hits in the UK: REALISM by Anthony Neilson and JUMP!! by Lisa McGee. Both shows will be directed by Ari Edelson (The Attic).
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IE, IN OTHER WORDS
May 17 - June 16
I.E., In Other Words is the simple story of a young man who believes that if he takes a chance he will realize - and achieve - his big vague dreams. With thirty-three characters played by a cast of fourteen, I.E . invites audiences on a rollicking trip from the country roads and kitchens of Localtownsville to the avenues and cafes of the big Citycity. Using highly stylized language, this Boy Meets Girl/Horatio Alger tale-gone-wild pares down playwriting to its most elemental components. Whether skewering psychiatry, geriatric desire, or the fecklessness of a young man who trades his heart for "something better," I.E. maintains a sense of humor and pathos. There's adventure, love, songs, and lots of punch lines.
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TIDES
May 3 - May 27 at The Flea
Beloved by audiences of all ages for their awe-inspiring acrobatics, progressive wit, and intriguing scientific metaphors, the company's latest creation delivers on all three. TIDES incorporates features ranging from time-capture video of the Rockaway shoreline to original live music and song, karaoke-dance, and double trapeze work, all connected by an underlying architecture based on ocean wave patterns and the movement of the sea. Reflecting their increasingly collaborative work, TIDES' choreography is augmented by the company's research into anthropology and the fluidity of culture.
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SMOKE AND MIRRORS
Runs April 18th - June 2 at The Flea Theater
Anita is worried. But not about Chad and Drew, the Parliament Light guys in the blood-stained lab coats. Not about Terry, the Kool dude from shipping. Not about Estelle, over in the corner with the Benson and Hedges. Not even about Moses and Tammie, the duo from security who favor Old Gold. Anita is worried about just getting out of the building. Set in the break room of an ominously undefined workplace, SMOKE AND MIRRORS follows a handful of employees over the course of a seemingly normal work day -- complete with bad cafeteria food, inept bosses, inappropriate emails, racist co-workers and so much more...
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TROPHY WIFE
Runs April 12 - 22 at La MaMa E.T.C.
Set in 1920's New York society, TROPHY WIFE is the story of Anna Pennington. This beautiful 19 year old girl marries middle-aged Moe Schmertz for his money in a desperate attempt to save her family from financial ruin and social disgrace. To her horror, she very quickly discovers that Moe is a penny-pinching stuffed shirt, and that she has sold herself very cheap.
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EXPOSED: EXPERIMENTS IN LOVE, SEX, DEATH & ART
Limited Engagement runs April 26 - May 12
After a nine year absence, porn star-turned-performance artist and sex scholar Annie Sprinkle makes her long-awaited return to Off-Broadway. Sprinkle, in collaboration with Elizabeth Stephens will present the East Coast Premiere of EXPOSED: EXPERIMENTS IN LOVE, SEX, DEATH & ART. This new multimedia performance event is directed by Neon Weiss with media design/soundscape by Sheila Malone. It begins a limited engagement Off-Broadway run beginning April 26 at Collective: Unconscious in Tribeca. Opening night is set for Saturday, April 28 at 8pm.
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BFF
Limited Engagement begins February 17 at the DR2
BFF tells the story of Lauren and her "best friend forever" Eliza. Lauren is a New Yorker, who is split in two by time, living in the past and present simultaneously. Haunted by her adolescent past, she is desperate to catch up with her present and explore a new romance. But when Lauren accidentally tells a lie, she is forced to complete a story that, until now, has remained cruelly unfinished.
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WORK & SHOW FESTIVAL
March 14 - 31 at Tribeca Performing Arts Center
Tribeca Performing Arts Center at the Borough of Manhattan Community College presents its annual WORK & SHOW FESTIVAL beginning March 14th. This outgrowth of their ten year old Artist-in-Residence program will feature new work by eight artists representing dance, theater and music.
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THE DIRECTOR
February 21 - March 31 at The Flea
One woman who was taken advantage of by THE DIRECTOR begins a journey to regain her sense of self by interviewing other victims. "I had met a guy a while back who was really into pursuing women, a lot of women. He was a film director," she explains. "He would go up to chicks on the street, telling them he was interested in them, that they just had something about them, and that he was making such and such a film, and he would like to talk to them about working in his film. This is the way I met him. It almost sounds too cliche even to believe right?" Have you met THE DIRECTOR?
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LOS ANGELES
February 14 - March 17
The Flea Theater presents the New York premiere of LOS ANGELES by Drama Desk Award nominee Julian Sheppard (Buicks) beginning February 14th. It will be directed by Pulitzer Prize finalist and Obie Award winner Adam Rapp. Opening night is slated for February 22nd. Sex. Drugs. Swimming Pools. Traffic. Smog. Carjackings. The search for next big thing. This is LOS ANGELES, where one damaged young woman needs more than a map to find her way through the pitfalls of Tinseltown.
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OSCAR PARTY
Sunday, February 25 at The Cutting Room
Celebrate the glitziest night in Hollywood with drag sensation SHEQUIDA at THE 10th ANNUAL SPIN CYCLE OSCAR PARTY on Sunday, February 25 at The Cutting Room. Festivities begin at 7:00pm with red carpet arrivals. The evening continues with the complete Oscar telecast shown on giant screens in both the lounge and the main performance space at The Cutting Room, impromptu performances, drinking games, movie trivia games and lots of movie memorabilia prizes. Win the Oscar Prediction Ballot for an amazing Grand Prize! The evening will also include appearances by AMBER MARTIN and a very special surprise guest. -- this nationally acclaimed actor/writer/comic will be making his Cutting Room debut!
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NELSON
February 7 - March 3 at The Lion Theater
NELSON is the story of a young man caught between two worlds. By day, he works as a low-level assistant to a film talent agent. By night, Nelson is the camera man for an underground, gang-related videotape series. As the videos become increasingly dangerous and popular, Nelson develops an overwhelming obsession with a C-List actress. Eventually, Nelson’s two worlds collide with disturbing, unsettling results. The play is a darkly comic look at the guilt dream of a man trying to find something authentic in a world of two very different kinds of film
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THE POD PROJECT
Begins January 31, 2007 at 20 Greene
In THE POD PROJECT, thirteen audience members gather together in a lounge. Individual audience members are personally ushered into a landscape of large, glowing, cylindrical pods. He or she is assigned a pod to enter and become part of a private one-on-one performance. Crossing the threshold, you may pop into: a dentist's office, a mountaintop ski-lift, a cocoon, a peep-show, a snow globe, or a bathroom with a woman in the shower. The scene content ranges from highly interactive to resolvedly voyeuristic.
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DIRTY GIRL
January 4 - 27 at The Kraine Theater
Meet Dori Richter, a nice Jewish girl from Long Island whose life changes when she answers an ad in the newspaper seeking a "writer/editor who must be comfortable with male nudity." DIRTY GIRL takes audiences on a wild, comedic ride from the offices of the fictional Loverboy magazine to steamy photo shoot locales as it tells the story of Dori's quest to find a woman who is actually turned on by the images in her magazine.
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HOSPITAL 2006
8th Annual Serial begins September 29
Axis Company's episodic play Hospital examines the interior life of a man in a terminal coma. Entering this state in a different way every year, the audience travels with him as he lives out his last few days roaming the vast, dark interiors of his own brain. This year a complicated mystery unfolds to reveal the possible intentions of a manipulative, drug addicted thief. HOSPITAL 2006 asks this question: What is an accident?
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THE RAPTURE PROJECT
January 4 - 21 at HERE
Alternately ridiculous and terrifying, THE RAPTURE PROJECT brings together tabloid newspaper stories, popular literature about Armageddon, and fundamentalist iconography to create an epic spectacle following an unlikely cast of characters from the USA to The Middle East and beyond. See the Creationist tour of the Grand Canyon and learn the history of the world through Bible-based science. Enter the world of Muslim squatter punks in Buffalo where young believers try to redefine Islam for the 21st century.
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‘TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE
December 4 - 30 at The Chelsea Art Museum & The Flea Theater
The Flea Theater and The Chelsea Art Museum announce the world premiere of ‘TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE, ten-minute works by playwrights Christopher Durang, Len Jenkin, Roger Rosenblatt, Elizabeth Swados and Mac Wellman. The Flea commissioned this group of award winning writers to create short works using the famous holiday poem 'Twas the Night Before Christmas by Clement Clark Moore (1779 - 1863) as their inspiration. This evening of spirited riffs on the holidays will feature a new company of Bats, the resident company of emerging artists at The Flea. Jim Simpson, Artistic Director of The Flea, annually auditions close to 1000 young actors for the company which this season will feature 40 new and returning Bats.
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BITE
Extended Run through December 29th
In BITE, comic sex farce meets choose-your-own-adventure. It intertwines the tales of two competing dentists, two dominatrixes, and a Southern belle. The action begins in a sterile 5th Avenue dentist's chair and ends down in the cavities of a secret dominatrix-run dungeon with the audience in control all the way. Unlike most "interactive" theater experiences, BITE is intricately scripted and meticulously plotted with multiple outcomes at every turn. Never the same show twice, you'll want to keep coming back to get a different taste with every BITE.
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EARTH IN TRANCE
December 14 - 30 at La MaMa
La MaMa E.T.C. presents the New York Premiere of Brazil’s Dry Opera Theater Company in EARTH IN TRANCE. This highly stylized comedy is written and directed by avant garde legend Gerald Thomas. The original Brazilian cast, which includes Fabiana Gugli and puppeteer Juliano Antunes, stars in Thomas’ new English language translation of the piece. Performances of this limited engagement run begin December 14th at La MaMa as part of its 45th Anniversary Season. EARTH IN TRANCE orbits around a diva who is trapped in her dressing room. While she slowly goes mad, she tells her life story to a swan who lives back stage. Descending into madness, she never stops feeding the animal "for foie gras purposes."
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DANCE OF THE SUGAR PLUMP FAIRIES
Two Shows Only! December 3 & 16
Once described as the "Plus-Size Pussycat Dolls," THE GLAMAZONS are a song and dance troupe quartet. They have been around for 4 years, started by Meryl "Lady" Finger. The girls have been featured at NYC venues including The Rainbow Room, Supper Club, Roxy, Avalon, Fez and Joe's Pub and in clubs internationally. The Glamazons have been featured on numerous TV shows including the WB11 Morning News, CW11 Morning News, Good Day New York, and The Restaurant. They were recently featured in a coffee table book of large size knitwear called "Big Girl Knits". The girls also moonlight as plus size models for wonderful designers including Abby Z and Monif C.
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DICK CHENEY'S HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR 2006!
Limited Run! December 3 - 20 at Ace of Clubs
It's Christmas Eve. A beleaguered last-minute shopper is desperate to find the hottest toy of the season at All-Mart when a holiday shopping brawl knocks her unconscious and catapults her into... DICK CHENEY'S HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR 2006! It a macabre, hilarious world of bling, billionaires, and season's GREED-ings featuring all of Dick's favorite carols. Highlights include: We Three Kings of Petroleum Are, Toys for the World (Are Made by Kids), and The Halliburton Chorus. This twisted holiday revue also features the 24-Carat Rockettes, a special "girls night" with Laura Bush and Lynne Cheney, and a reenactment of Dick's favorite film, It's a Wonderful Presidency.
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TWO SEPTEMBER
November 29 - December 16 at The Flea
TWO SEPTEMBER is the story of the war before the war. The action takes place in various locations in China and Vietnam after the Japanese coup of March 9th, 1945. It is told through the eyes of black listed writer Josephine Herbst and the young Vietnamese revolutionary leader who becomes Ho Chi Minh. As Herbst remarks, "You can't dig up a hole, and history is full of them."
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DINA MARTINA'S YULE LOG
November 28 - December 13 at The Cutting Room
Acclaimed Seattle performance artist DINA MARTINA makes a highly anticipated return to New York with DINA MARTINA'S YULE LOG, for a limited engagement beginning November 28 at The Cutting Room. After attaining cult status in her native town of Seattle and in Provincetown, Martina's official New York premiere in 2005 sold out in minutes. Her subsequent shows have left jaded New York audiences (including Whoopi Goldberg, Law & Order's S. Epatha Merkerson, "Peace Mom" Cindy Sheehan, Joyce DeWitt, John Cameron Mitchell, John Waters, Margaret Cho, and Pulitzer Prize winner Doug Wright) stunned and clamoring for more.
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KNUA
Tuesday, December 5th
Since its inception in 1997, KNUA Dance Company has performed in Japan, China, Russia, France and the US. With the support of the Korean government's Ministry of Culture & Tourism, KNUA School of Dance is the first dance conservatory in Korea and the first national university devoted to professional dance education. It incorporates traditional Korean heritage with all styles of dance. Students at the School of Dance have been performing and studying abroad at CNSMD de Lyon in France, which has been associated with KNUA from 2000 to 2004 as a cultural exchange program.
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JACKIE BEAT: HOW THE BITCH STOLE CHRISTMAS
December 15 - 17 at The Cutting Room
Now the bile-filled Ms. Beat returns to New York to share her latest thoughts on "the most wonderful time of the year." Whether you celebrate Christmas, Chanukah, Kwanzaa or Ramadan, JACKIE BEAT: HOW THE BITCH STOLE CHRISTMAS is the perfect way to celebrate. The show features the ghosts of Jackie's Holiday Past, including and "Go To Hell," Beat's jaded reworking of "Silver Bells;" a mingling of Hebrew tradition with Elvis Presley in "Jew Christmas;" the Britney Spears-influenced "Oops!... It's Christmas Again," and a few new songs destined to become holiday classics. The evening wouldn't complete without a "fireside" performance of the titular short story HOW THE BITCH STOLE CHRISTMAS, Jackie's own delightfully twisted take on the Dr. Seuss classic (casting herself as the meanie with a fiendish plan to steal Christmas from the holiday-loving gays of Chelsea).
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BRINI MAXWELL: HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS
One Night Only! Sunday, December 10 at The Cutting Room
The most wonderful time of the year gets even more wonderful with BRINI MAXWELL: HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS. This heartwarming evening features music, banter and helpful holiday planning tips from BRINI MAXWELL. It includes a variety of standards including "The Christmas Waltz," "This Christmas," and Brini's signature song "Entertaining at Home." Accompanying Maxwell during this intimate night of chat and song will be GLAMA Award nominee The David Downing Trio. This melodious blend of piano, bass & drum, with the occasional saxophone, was called "rare and satisfying... shades of Mel Torme's swinging mixed with Chet Baker's laid back cool sound" by Out Magazine.
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POST MORTEM
Limited Engagement! October 18 - December 9
POST MORTEM is set in the not-too-distant future when the Christian Right hold sway. Alice, a lowly lecturer in drama at a faith-based state university in the Midwest, and Dexter, an enthusiastic student more interested in his teacher than the theater, become embroiled in the discovery of a play by an obscure late 20th century playwright named A.R. Gurney. When the authorities destroy the script, these two must piece together the play and with it the future of the world gone mad.
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VASSA ZHELEZNOVA
Oct 5 - 29 at Duo Theatre
Horizon Theatre Rep presents Maxim Gorky’s seldom seen masterpiece VASSA ZHELEZNOVA beginning October 5 at Duo Theatre. Christopher Carter Sanderson (Gorilla Rep) directs the New York Premiere of this translation by Tania Alexander and Tim Suter originally performed in London in 1988. It is the first English translation of Gorky’s 1909 version of this vivid portrait of the dissolution of Russian bourgeois society after years of materialism, unchecked ambition and greed. Opening night is scheduled for Sunday, October 8th.
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ME, MY GUITAR AND DON HENLEY
NEW SCHEDULE: October 5 - 27 at The 14th Street Y
Three mothers. Three daughters. One father. And a family crisis that brings them all together for the first time ever. ME, MY GUITAR AND DON HENLEY offers an intimate and hilarious look at the complex nature of relationships in the modern family.
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'NAMI
September 6 - 30 at The Kirk Theater
When Lil, a damaged agoraphobe, believes she has uncovered a plot to sell a child of Tsunami-ravaged Indonesia into sex slavery by her neighbors, her husband must confront what he perceives to be her declining mental health. Next door, Keesha grapples with her husband’s addiction and the daily struggle for normalcy, further endangered by their new underaged tenant. When the women piece together the details of the transaction, they unite to save the child, their husbands and themselves from the coming storm.
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CITIZEN SHIP: AN IMMIGRANT RIGHTS FANTASIA IN 10 SHORT ACTS
FREE PERFORMANCE SERIES RUNS SEPT. 1 - 24
This year, CIRCUS AMOK grapples with immigration reform in Citizen Ship: An Immigrant Rights Fantasia in 10 Short Acts. Hold on to your green cards, boys and girls! A fantastical steamer goes topsy turvy in a tsunami of confusion about citizenship. Our juggling emigrees try to out-run the INS and make it over the fence to free health care! Astounding acrobats extol the history of U.S. immigration policy asking what would happen if there were no borders?! And watch out: the Scape Goats are on the lose!
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THIS COULD BE LOVE
September 18 - 29 at Sage Theater
Featuring an all-star Canadian musical theatre team, this NYMF production of THIS COULD BE LOVE brings some of Canada's finest talents together for its US Premiere. Original cast member Krista Sutton (whose original turn led to a Dora nomination for Outstanding Female Performance and praise as "musical theatre gold" from the Globe and Mail's Theatre Critic and who starred in the original Canadian production of The Vagina Monologues) is joined by transplanted Canadian and Broadway performer Graham Rowat (recently acclaimed for his performance as Bob Wallace in Irving Berlin's White Christmas) and director Dennis Garnhum (Artistic Director of Theatre Calgary; recent US productions include Rat in the Skull at the Berkshire Theatre Festival and the premiere of Theresa Rebek's Two Orphans).
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J.O.B. The Hip-Hopera
September 25 - October 1 at The 45th Street Theater
J.O.B. THE HIP-HOPERA spins around Hoover Records, the producer of the biggest, baddest hip-hop in the west. Here label president J. Hoover is pitted against his right hand man Job in a test of loyalty and friendship. Meanwhile in the jingle department, it's MC Cain against his brother and fellow rapper MC Abel in their struggle for success. It’s the Old (School) Testament retold as an allegory of contemporary corporate life in the music biz. Two stories. Two turntables. Ready? Remix...
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DINA MARTINA: SOFT PALATE, FALLEN ARCHES
September 22 - October 7 at The Cutting Room
Acclaimed Seattle performance artist DINA MARTINA makes a highly anticipated return to New York with DINA MARTINA: SOFT PALATE, FALLEN ARCHES for a limited engagement beginning September 22 at The Cutting Room. After attaining cult status in her native town of Seattle and in Provincetown, Martina’s official New York premiere in 2005 sold out in minutes. Her follow-up show, Sedentary Lady, left jaded New York audiences (including Whoopi Goldberg, Law & Order’s S. Epatha Merkerson, "Peace Mom" Cindy Sheehan, Tony winner Jefferson Mays, John Cameron Mitchell, LOGO’s Jason Bellini, and Pulitzer Prize winner Doug Wright) stunned and clamoring for more.
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MODERN LIVING
October 13 - 29 at LaMaMa
MODERN LIVING is a collection of interrelated stories by and about Mitchell, a New York performance artist. Comic family miscommunications, better living through medication, child-rearing, and caring for an ailing parent are all ordinary topics that take on extraordinary qualities as filtered through Mitchell’s fertile imagination.
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THE GREAT CONJURER
October 20 - November 4 at The Kirk Theater
Drawn loosely from Franz Kafka's art and life, THE GREAT CONJURER depicts the struggle of "K," a character forced to choose between a life that his parents wanted him to live -- career, marriage, security -- and the art that wanted to have life. Based in truth, THE GREAT CONJURER tweaks the facts to suit the art of fiction, creating a universal story about beauty, love and sacrifice in the pursuit of something great.
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MAKE LOVE
3 Shows Only! September 8 - 10 at The Cutting Room
Internationally acclaimed performance artist KAREN FINLEY honors the 5th Anniversary of the attack on the World Trade Center with an encore engagement of her critically acclaimed piece MAKE LOVE. This cabaret-driven, lounge-style act co-starring drag performer and artist Chris Tanner, pianist Lance Cruce, and a rotating roster of Liza Minnelli impersonators will run September 8 - 10 at The Cutting Room. It will be updated and slightly modified to reflect current events.
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JACKIE BEAT: HOW TO ACHIEVE THAT NATURAL LOOK
September 1- 3 at The Cutting Room
Larger-than-life drag superstar Jackie Beat gets asked 2 questions all the time: "When are you going to do some of your classic material again?" and "How do you stay looking so young and beautiful?" The long-awaited answers come in the form of HOW TO ACHIEVE THAT NATURAL LOOK. This new show features a sampling of the very best of Miss Beat, some exciting new material, and beauty tips galore. Jackie even presents her own version of Aretha Franklin's "Natural Woman" -- brutally judging the makeup skills of today's painted women.
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NEW YORK INTERNATIONAL FRINGE FESTIVAL
10th Anniversary Festival runs August 11- 27
New York International Fringe Festival (FringeNYC), the largest multi-arts festival in North America, will present the 10th Anniversary Festival from August 11 - 27, 2006. This year, the festival will be the largest ever, presenting programming by 216 of the world's best emerging theatre troupes and dance companies. Shows represent 11 countries (including Poland, Australia, Trinidad and Tobago, Spain, France, Japan and Ireland) and 20 US States (including Kansas, Kentucky, Ohio, Texas, Florida, Minnesota, New Jersey and Wisconsin).
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CHEKHOV & MARIA
July 7 - 30 at Barrow Group Theater
Set in Yalta in the early 1900's, CHEKHOV & MARIA is a bittersweet portrait of the famed Russian playwright. With his health rapidly deteriorating, Anton struggles to complete his masterwork The Cherry Orchard. At his side is his possessive sister Maria, prodding him to write while strictly maintaining her brothers affairs and keeping him away from his new wife Olga.
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A COMEBACK FROM A BROAD
July 17 - August 7 at The Cutting Room
In the tradition of shows like Elaine Stritch At Liberty, Sandra Bernhard's I'm Still Here Damn It! and Suzanne Somer's The Blonde in the Thunderbird, A COMEBACK FROM ABROAD is a one hour look back at where MADAME has been for the better part of the last two decades -- and where she's going now! It is a show filled with fascinating stories, outrageous anecdotes, razor sharp witticisms and a few songs thrown in for good measure.
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SUMMER IN THE HUMMER
July 18 - August 8 at Ace of Clubs
SUMMER IN THE HUMMER is a wild romp into the decadent world of Billionaires For Bush. Beset by scandals, DC is just too hot for the Bills, so they head off to their summer (tax) havens on Grand Cayman with George and Laura in tow. But with global warming driving the temperature up, and W starting to regret that deal he made all those years ago with that guy in the weird red cape, our crew of caliente corporate cronies and hot heiresses can't seem to beat the heat. Part beach fantasia, part Faustian farce, all satirical delight, SUMMER IN THE HUMMER is the must-see show of the summer. Audience members can win prizes each week in games like "Did He Say It?" and "Pin the Brain on the President," and enjoy all-new Billionaire songs, including "Don't Vote!" and "We're Spying on You," plus classics like "Georgie Made the Size of My Wallet Grow." SUMMER IN THE HUMMER is the perfect summer refreshment -- fresh, tart and guaranteed to elevate your mood.
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WHAT COMES NEXT
July 5 - 29 at Access Theatre
WHAT COMES NEXT is a quirky, modern American road story set on the wagon train trail in the latter days of the Westward Expansion. Julia, a skilled outfitter running her own cross country wagon train business, has her hands full leading pioneers through the wilderness and herself through a mid-life crisis. Blazing trails has always been easy for her, but it's not what it once was. Now her lead scout and lover, unhappy with the way the US is heading, wants to move to Canada. Armed with advice from some unusual friends including Tammy Wynette and Ulysses S. Grant, Julia must find a new path -- proof that all destiny is not exactly manifest.
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FOOD FOR FISH
July 6 - 29 at The Kraine Theater
In FOOD FOR FISH, young Bobbie drops pages from his novel into the Hudson River. The pages tell a story of three sisters: a stalker, an agoraphobe and a scientist with a secret plan to isolate and eliminate the gene for love. It is set in a world where men became women and women became men. But how far do you have to bend a gender before it breaks?
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TWO DESTINIES
July 7 - 30 at The 14th Street Y
After three acclaimed productions in Brazil, Guile Branco's TWO DESTINIES makes its US Premiere. Originally presented in Portuguese, Branco has translated the play into English for this production directed by Emanuelle Villorini. Previews being July 7th at The 14th Street Y with opening night slated for Sunday, July 9th.
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DIGGING IN THE DARK
July 12-30 at American Theatre of Actors
Inspired by the Centennial of the 1906 earthquake in San Francisco, DIGGING IN THE DARK takes the audience on a journey through the Earth's layers to the core. Blending principles of modern geophysics with virtuosic movement, DIGGING IN THE DARK explores the Earth's hidden layers as a metaphor for the terrain of the human soul. It is a world where subtle shifts in the mantle express themselves in dramatic occurrences on the crust. Moments of stillness are contrasted against sudden eruptions of movement as Capacitor uses acrobatic partnering, ariel work and contemporary theatrics to probe life on a planet that is literally burning up inside.
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LEVITTOWN
Limited Engagement runs June 22 - July 16
In the shadow of World War II, architect William Levitt envisioned a new American town in a Long Island potato field. After an extensive and spirited development effort, thousands of Levitt "Cape Cod" homes were built with scrap materials. Each carefully modeled home was designed to serve the needs of the modern family. They were sold for $8,000 to battle-weary GIs with the hope of a new life-and as a means of forgetting recent trauma.
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HARVEY FINKLESTEIN'S SOCK PUPPET SHOWGIRLS
Saturdays at Ace of Clubs
HARVEY FINKLESTEIN'S SOCK PUPPET SHOWGIRLS is a truly unique and wholly unauthorized parody of the Joe Eszterhas film Showgirls -- as performed by sock puppets. The play, like the beloved film, follow an ambitious young drifter as she navigates her way through that world of power, topless dancing, seduction, vulgarity, gambling and sex that we call Las Vegas. If you haven't seen sock puppets pole dance, you haven't experienced the true power of the theater.
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HER MAJESTY THE KING
June 10 - July 1 at HERE
HER MAJESTY THE KING is a bold retelling of the bloody Wars of the Roses. Brought to England from France in 1445 as the child bride of England's feeble Henry VI, Margaret of Anjou finds herself alone in a covetous court bent on usurping her throne. How will she survive an attack on her homeland, her family and her good name? She'll fight back, of course -- and earn her reputation as England's "Brutal Queen".
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BACK OF THE THROAT
Added dates through July 1 at The Flea
BACK OF THE THROAT begins with an innocuous Homeland Security investigation and quickly moves into a subversive discovery of fear, race, and the engine of suspicion. Following a heinous terrorist attack, an Arab-American writer is visited by two government officials. What begins as a friendly inquiry soon devolves into a chilling, full-blown investigation of his presumed ties to terrorists. At times surreal and comic, Back of the Throat examines the way in which facts, evidence and (mis)perceptions are used to distort the truth and how racial profiling impacts the relationship between the accusers and the accused.
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TROUBLE IN PARADISE
June 14 - July 8 at Hudson Guild Theatre
It's TROUBLE IN PARADISE when suave swindler Gaston meets his soul mate Lily, a crass pickpocketer masquerading as a countess. The two grifters join forces to con Madame Colet, the glamourous heir to a perfume empire. Risking his own heart and Lily's jealousy, Gaston gets a job as Colet's assistant and begins to woo the heiress away from a pair of bumbling suitors. When the secret of his true identity catches up to him, sparks fly and Gaston is caught between two women who have stolen his heart.
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"Stand! Celebrating Warriors of Faith"
Saturday, June 17 at Symphony Space
LAVENDER LIGHT -- The Black and People of All Colors Lesbian and Gay Gospel Choir premieres its annual Gay Pride Concert on Saturday, June 17 at Symphony Space. Titled "Stand! Celebrating Warriors of Faith," the concert honors five leaders whose personal ministries embody the choir's commitment to providing a spiritual environment supportive to lesbians and gays. The concert also features choreography by American Ballet Theatre star and Tony Award nominee Robert La Fosse.
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NERVE
June 8 - July 1 at 14th Street Y
NERVE is a dark romantic comedy about falling into a relationship on the first date. Elliot has never had an online date before... at least one that showed up. Susan has had plenty but would prefer not to discuss them. When they meet in a bar one night, all their neuroses come out. So do a puppet, some modern dance and surprising twist or two.
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THE DEATH OF LITTLE IBSEN
Extended thru June 8
Wakka Wakka Productions presents a unique blend of theater history, puppetry, and dark comedy with the World Premiere of THE DEATH OF LITTLE IBSEN. Conceived, written and directed by the Wakka Wakka ensemble, the play commemorates the 100th Anniversary of the death of the noted dramatist on May 23, 1906. Inspired by Ibsen’s childhood puppet theater, this production for adult audiences blends live actors and puppetry. Previews begin April 27th at The Sanford Meisner Theater with opening night scheduled for Saturday, April 29th.
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THE FACTS OF LIFE: THE LOST EPISODE
Extended through May 28. at Ace of Clubs
The lost episode in question is a two-part, Viewer-Discretion-Advised, musical entitled "The Best Little Whorehouse in Peekskill." Budget cuts are threatening to force Mrs. Garrett to leave Eastland and the girls will do anything to raise enough money so she can stay. Anything. Yes, they become hookers. And they sing and dance about it! Add an evil Headmaster who has a thing for Mrs. G, lesbian overtones between Jo and Blair, and a guest cameo by cousin Gerri and you have an unforgettable evening of tragedy and triumph. As the sitcom’s popular theme song proclaimed, "You take the good, you take the bad." These girls take it all.
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Jackie Beat is NOT a People Person
May 26 - 28 at The Cutting Room
We wish we could tease you with the titles of some of Jackie's new songs, but she's currently holed-up in an undisclosed TOP SECRET location furiously trying to find new words that rhyme with "poo!" Here’s what we do know: in Jackie Beat is NOT a People Person, Beat finally divulges the awful truth about her relationship with her legions of devoted fans. This classic love-hate relationship manifests itself in some delightfully crass new ditties, with ample stops along the way to sing about her favorite subjects. Just be careful -- she could snap at any minute. One false move and next Memorial Day YOU'LL be but a memory!
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BONE PORTRAITS
May 5 - 20 at Walkerspace
In 1895, a hapless inventor stumbles upon a light that burns through skin: in a flash, the X-ray is born. Blending gothic horror, old-time vaudeville, and sweeping romance, BONE PORTRAITS takes us back to this moment of discovery, when the world split open like an atom and nothing could ever be seen the same way again. BONE PORTRAITS examines 19th century inventiveness (the birth of film, electricity, and radiography) through the use of 21st century technology. Smashing live video against classic vaudeville routines, it tells the stories of the famous -- including Thomas Edison and Marie Curie -- and unknown people for whom the X-ray raised more questions than it answered.
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CONFESSIONS OF A PRAIRIE BITCH
Mother’s Day Weekend! May 12 & 13
Comic, former child star, outspoken activist, and 2006 TV Land Award winner ALISON ARNGRIM returns to New York with CONFESSIONS OF A PRAIRIE BITCH for one weekend only, May 12 & 13 at The Cutting Room. Best known as acid-tongued, pre-Midol meanie Nellie Oleson from "Little House on the Prairie", Alison Arngrim presents an uproarious evening of storytelling and stand-up about life as everyone's favorite toxic pre-teen brat, complete with petticoats and ringlets. Never afraid to dish the dirt on TV land, she let all the secrets loose of "Little House on the Prairie", Hollywood and much more. Recalling her life and career as bitchy Nellie Oleson, Arngrim startles audiences internationally with off-color jokes about child stars and TV icons of the 1970’s and 80s.
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BACK OF THE THROAT
Added dates through April 22 at The Flea
BACK OF THE THROAT begins with an innocuous Homeland Security investigation and quickly moves into a subversive discovery of fear, race, and the engine of suspicion. Following a heinous terrorist attack, an Arab-American writer is visited by two government officials. What begins as a friendly inquiry soon devolves into a chilling, full-blown investigation of his presumed ties to terrorists. At times surreal and comic, Back of the Throat examines the way in which facts, evidence and (mis)perceptions are used to distort the truth and how racial profiling impacts the relationship between the accusers and the accused.
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DINA MARTINA: SEDENTARY LADY
April 13 - 29 at The Cutting Room
DINA MARTINA: SEDENTARY LADY, like all of Martina’s surreal shows, is a unique night of entertainment that assaults the senses like no other show. Her unforgettable blend of peculiar music, stupefying comedy and bizarre performance has been described as "a train wreck in heels", "like Vegas on crack" and "one of the best nightmares you'll ever have".
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SPRING BLING!
March 18 - April 15 at Ace of Clubs
SPRING BLING! is a performance spectacular with ALL the excess and TWICE the greed that you’ve come to expect from the Billionaires. Thrill to the silver spoon tones of these super-rich singers while the glamorous gams of the Follies Heiresses dazzle you in the mesmerizing choreography of resident choreographer Seamus Lee Rich. Each night boasts its own theme: "The Wearing of The Green" on March 18th is a chance for Billionaires to wear their cash on their sleeves (hearts not required); Saturday, March 25th is "Scandals Night"; followed by "Billionaire War Bacchanal" on April 8th; and "The Big Tax Day Blowout" on April 15th.
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SAKE WITH THE HAIKU GEISHA
Limited Engagement! Feb. 24 - April 8 at The Perry Street Theater
In SAKE WITH THE HAIKU GEISHA, a trio of foreign teachers attend a party at a Japanese lodge hosted by a mysterious Geisha who only speaks in Haiku. Sake flows, secrets are revealed and hearts are opened in an evening that weaves together five interconnected tales of sexual mishaps, romance, and cross-cultural miscommunication.
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THE SNOW HEN
February 9 - 25 at Charlie Pineapple Theatre
In the World of THE SNOW HEN, the populations of the world have been decimated in a global plague. Apocalyptic weather has washed civilization into the ocean. A little girl has survived... and she is growing feathers. In her seaside Norwegian cottage, she fishes for remnants of civilization that float in with the tide, each new day unearthing memories of her vanished family. Her lonely existence is broken by a haunted wanderer who suddenly crashes into her world.
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Hearing Voices (Speaking in Tongues)
April 7 - May 14 at Times Square Arts Center
Boston-based solo performer Michael Mack premieres his acclaimed drama Hearing Voices (Speaking in Tongues) at the Matthew Corozine Studio Theater in the Times Square Arts Center. Mack was five years old when his mother was struck by schizophrenia, and his 90-minute performance chronicles her decades-long odyssey from psychosis into redemption. The play has received impressive critical acclaim in cities that include Washington D.C., Minneapolis, Boston, and Philadelphia. Previews begin April 7th, with opening night scheduled for April 9th. The production, directed by Daniel Gidron, highlights National Mental Health Month (May) and has its final performance on Mother's Day.
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MERCY ON THE DOORSTEP
Limited Off-Broadway Engagement runs March 14 - April 14
MERCY ON THE DOORSTEP tells the story of Corrine and Rena, an alcoholic widow and her born-again, right-wing stepdaughter. This mismatched pair must learn to co-exist in the house that Corrine's husband left behind. It is a story about hope, redemption, and the ability for even the most disparate of philosophies to find a common ground.
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KISS AND CRY
February 10 - March 12 at Theater Ten Ten
Stacy, a champion male figure skater on his way to the Olympics, and Fiona, a hot young movie starlet, are the nation's favorite couple--as long as nobody finds out they're both gay. Straight from today’s blind item gossip columns, KISS AND CRY is a romantic comedy about love, sex, fame and the lengths people will go to in the pursuit of success.
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HARD RIGHT
March 7 - April 1 at The Players Theatre
In HARD RIGHT, a slacker college student brings his girlfriend home for a visit with the folks. Family tensions turn into family trauma when a counselor conducting a dubious field study also pays the family a visit. The timeless conflict between liberty and absolute power is reexamined in this darkly comic parable set on the eve of the age of terror.
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BABY GIRL
March 10-April 1 at Center Stage
BABY GIRL is the story of Elise, a new mother and former druggie at the end of her rope, jobless and living out of her car. The father wants to sell the baby to a gay couple, but all she wants is to find a way back into the heart of her ex-boyfriend. BABY GIRL charts Elise’s desperate journey over the course of one day to save herself and her baby despite her past mistakes.
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BOYS NIGHT OUT!
Wednesday, March 22nd at 8pm
Ace Of Clubs invites you to BOYS NIGHT OUT! on March 22nd. This one great night will feature a trio of amazing new artists, including Andrew Holtz, Josh Zuckerman, Michael Fredo. Doors open at 7:30pm and performances begin at 8:00pm. Tickets are $8 and are available at the door.
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THE 9th ANNUAL SPIN CYCLE OSCAR PARTY
Sunday, March 5 at The Cutting Room
Celebrate the glitziest (and gayest) night in Hollywood with drag sensations LINDA SIMPSON and EDIE at THE 9th ANNUAL SPIN CYCLE OSCAR PARTY on Sunday, March 5 at The Cutting Room. Festivities begin at 7:00pm with the Joan Rivers TV Guide Channel Oscar Pre-Show. The evening continues with the complete Oscar telecast shown on giant screens in both the lounge and the main performance space at The Cutting Room, impromptu performances, drinking games, movie trivia games and lots of movie memorabilia prizes. Win the Oscar Prediction Ballot for an amazing Grand Prize!
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DEATH MIGHT BE YOUR SANTA CLAUS
Limited Engagement! February 18-21 at 15 Nassau
Inspired by an article in The New Yorker titled "God Doesn't Need Ole Anthony," DEATH MIGHT BE YOUR SANTA CLAUS explores the intersection of faith and capitalism in America today. The show centers around Ole Anthony, a 68 year old man in Dallas who leads a group of former homeless and addicts in undercover spy operation to expose televangelist fraud. Other source material includes the faith-based merchandise department at Wal-Mart, testimonies of lightning victims, the oncology ward, internet prayer circles, 1940s musicals, and Tammy Faye.
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(I AM) NOBODY'S LUNCH
Limited Engagement! Jan. 19 - Feb. 5 at 59E59
(I AM) NOBODY'S LUNCH is an eccentric evening of cabaret-theater combining original music and text from interviews. This lively show about the politics of information attempts to answer the slippery question: How do we know what we know? Set in the frame of post 9/11 anxiety, misleading intelligence, government secrecy and embedded media, this question leads the company through the murky present state of American culture. The resulting show exploits The Civilians' singular signature style, taking material from interviews with actual persons and transforming these conversations into a theatrical, musical event.
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GIRL IN HEAT
Jan. 26 - Feb. 19 at The Michael Weller Theatre
A lawyer. A secretary. A late night at the office. GIRL IN HEAT combines sexual intrigue and psychological drama with unexpected humour to break the growing tension. Joseph and Marilyn, all alone in his law office, engage in a steamy series of foreplay games with each other. Before long, they discover that their connection is much deeper than they ever could have imagined...
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I, CLAUDIUSLIVE
January 23 - February 27 at Ace of Clubs
Inspired by the similarly named 1976 BBC miniseries, I, CLAUDIUS LIVE relates the sexual intrigues and imperial ambitions of the Julio-Claudian family in first-century Rome. This epic underground theater event is presented as a serial with six different episodes that can each be viewed separately.
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LET'S PLAY DOCTOR
January 13 - February 17 at Ace of Clubs
After an attempted ban by The P.R.A. (Psychotherapy Regulatory Association) and self imposed exile in Vienna, Dr. Lisa Levy, S.P.* is ready to experiment on downtown audiences with some radical new techniques in public psychoanalysis. In LET'S PLAY DOCTOR, the doc and her sassy sidekick Jim conduct shocking tests, deconstruct troubled celebrities and showcase very public displays of normally private patient advice. Doctor-patient confidentially rules prohibit us from divulging much more about this ground-breaking experiment in group therapy.
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(w)HOLE
January 5 - February 19, 2006 at The Flea
(w)HOLE, an evocatively female acronym for the (Whole) History Of Life on Earth, is inspired by the study of the Earth’s geologic and evolutionary changes over the last 4.6 billion years. Carefully looped music, video, and lighting will operate on their own unpredictable, independent cycles, mimicking the patterns of the forces that shaped our own evolutionary history and creating a uniquely varied performance each evening. Johnson has also chosen to stage this boundary-defying work in the round, giving each individual audience member a unique point of view.
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FITS & STARTS: THE SACRED HEART
January 10 - 28 at Access Theater
At the beginning of FITS & STARTS: THE SACRED HEART, it's a normal day like any other: Pappaw Rogers sits in his rocker on the porch, Mother and Nadine are at the beauty parlor, and the sheets are drying on the line. Without warning, a storm of cosmic proportions kicks up and day turns to night. Suddenly, there's an old Jewish man sitting in Pappaw's rocker, Nadine is pregnant and three truck drivers from Jersey have been lured into town by an exceptionally bright star overhead. Mother is struck blind and convinced that The Rapture has come. Only time will tell...
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GONER
January 5 - 28 at The Kraine Theater
At the start GONER, The President of the United States gets shot... and then the fun begins. The assassination attempt thrusts the President into the care of three screwball doctors, while a pair of manic FBI agents hunt down a conspiracy. A play like this comes along only once a season. Twice if you’re schizophrenic.
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CHAPTERS
December 16 - 18 at The Ailey Studios / Citigroup Theater
As the title suggests, CHAPTERS is episodic and features recurring characters in different time periods of their lives. This virtual play-without-words follows the emotional trajectory of two individuals as they meet, fall in love, raise a child, and endure crises. The dance explores themes of independence, fidelity, addiction, childhood, innocence, abuse, betrayal, the meaning of "coming home," and sexual taboo. It is the manner in which this universal story develops that is unique; an unfolding drama, a succession of choreographed scenes moves the storyline forward and suggests the psychological interiors of the characters. Playing with time and point of view in a cinematic fashion, the dance is filled with flashbacks, flash forwards, cross fades, and jump cuts.
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JACKIE BEAT IS THE HOLIDAY HO
December 15 - 18 at The Cutting Room
It all started so innocently in 1998 with Jesus Christ, It’s Your Birthday!, a delightful non-denominational holiday tribute featuring such seasonal fare as "Sleigh Ride in Leather With You," "Black Christmas," and "Go To Hell," Beat’s jaded take on "Silver Bells". When the show was prominently featured in The Catholic League for Religious and Civil Right’s 1998 Report on Anti-Catholicism, an annual holiday tradition was born.
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A VERY BRINI CHRISTMAS
One Night Only! Sunday, December 4 at The Cutting Room
The most wonderful time of the year gets even more wonderful with A VERY BRINI CHRISTMAS. This heartwarming evening features music, banter and helpful holiday planning tips from BRINI MAXWELL. It will include a variety of standards including "Everybody's Waiting for the Man With the Bag," "Christmas Time is Here" and Brini’s signature song "Entertaining at Home."
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THE LIFE AND DEATH OF PIER PAOLO PASOLINI
November 22 - December 4 at The Abingdon Theatre
Thirty years ago Italian poet and filmmaker Pier Paolo Pasolini was murdered in Rome by a teenage male prostitute. THE LIFE AND DEATH OF PIER PAOLO PASOLINI is an unnerving psychodrama that examines the lingering suspicions that he was killed by a neo-fascist element. The play delves into the iconoclast's conflicted relationship with Italian Communism, his notorious private life, his battle against homophobia and the suppression of his now-celebrated work.
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BALLETTO STILETTO
December 1 - 18 at La MaMa E.T.C.
Set at the height of the holiday shopping frenzy, BALLETTO STILETTO tells the debauched story of Bruno, the Appliance King of New Jersey, and his nine beautiful daughters. Bruno deadbolts his daughters into their bedroom each night. Each morning the lock remains untouched and yet the daughters’ shoes have been worn through, as if they have been out dancing all night. Bruno declares that whoever can unravel the mystery can marry one of the daughters. The one major catch: whoever fails will be put to death.
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DINA MARTINA’S YULE LOG
Two Performances Only -- December 5 & 6
DINA MARTINA’S YULE LOG, like all of Martina’s surreal shows, is a unique night of entertainment that assaults the senses like no other show. Her unforgettable blend of peculiar music, stupefying comedy and bizarre performance has been described as "a train wreck in heels", "like Vegas on crack" and "one of the best nightmares you'll ever have".
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SODOM: THE MUSICAL
November 4 - December 3 at The Kraine Theater
SODOM: THE MUSICAL recounts the last days of the original "Sin City." When God is hell-bent on destroying Sodom, optimistic Abraham sets off to prove the Big Guy wrong by finding ten honest Sodomites. But will he find them in time? The cast stars Jonathan Kaplan (Tony Award nominee and Theater World Award winner for Falsettos) as Lot, Randy Jones (best known as the cowboy from The Village People) as God, Brian Munn, Blythe Gruda, Amy Barker, Stanley Bahorek, Matt Owen, David Abeles, Jake Manabat, Ryan Kelly, Stephanie Kovacs, Patrick Gallagher and Galit Sperling.
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SEVEN IN ONE BLOW, OR THE BRAVE LITTLE KID
3 Weeks Only! December 2-18
Set just before the holidays, SEVEN IN ONE BLOW, OR THE BRAVE LITTLE KID tells the story of a child living in the city who kills seven flies with a single swat and makes a belt emblazoned with "SEVEN IN ONE BLOW" to commemorate the event. The Kid travels about meeting numerous colorful characters including the Scarlet Pimpernel, a Pea, December, a Witch, an Ogre and a Princess. Most people think this belt refers to seven people and assign the Kid all kinds of difficult tasks based on this faulty presumption. Along the way a few invaluable lessons are learned: an Ogre finds that you don't always have to show how strong you are... sometimes it's okay just to be quiet about it; a girl realizes that when you tease people you are hurting someone who may be just like you; and a scary monster understands that because she is loved, she may not be so scary after all. In the end, the Kid ultimately discovers that a parent’s love and care has no limits.
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ASHLEY MONTANA GOES ASHORE IN THE CAICOS... OR WHAT AM I DOING HERE?
October 6 - November 19
The Flea Theater will present ASHLEY MONTANA GOES ASHORE IN THE CAICOS... OR WHAT AM I DOING HERE?, the newest play by acclaimed writer Roger Rosenblatt beginning October 6th. Flea Artistic Director Jim Simpson directs this World Premiere production. The cast of four stars Bebe Neuwirth (TV's Cheers, Tony winner for Chicago and Sweet Charity), Jenn Harris (Modern Orthodox, Silence! The Musical), Jeffrey DeMunn (Tony nominee for K2, The Price, Bent) and James Waterston (Mark Lamos' production of As You Like It at The Public's Shakespeare in the Park). Opening night is scheduled for October 20th.
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NEUROTICA: MADONNA RE-VISITED
October 14 - November 11 at Ace of Clubs
NEUROTICA: MADONNA RE-VISITED features covers of twenty career-spanning songs made popular by the Material Girl. Some are presented straight forward, some are radically re-envisioned; there are also unique medleys and mash-ups as well as some surprising non-musical moments. Blending pop, rock, theater and cabaret, NEUROTICA: MADONNA RE-VISITED is the next best thing to a live Madonna concert.
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HARVEY FINKLESTEIN'S SOCK PUPPET SHOWGIRLS
October 15 - 30 at Ace of Clubs
Just in time to celebrate the 10th anniversary of this cinema classic, HARVEY FINKLESTEIN'S SOCK PUPPET SHOWGIRLS is a unique and unauthorized parody of the Joe Eszterhas film, Showgirls as performed by sock puppets. The play, like the beloved film, follow an ambitious young drifter as she navigates her way through that world of power, topless dancing, seduction, vulgarity, gambling and sex that we call Las Vegas. If you haven't seen sock puppets pole dance, you haven't experienced the true power of the theater.
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INTERNATIONAL DUMBO DANCE FESTIVAL
October 19 - 23, 2005
Immediately following the fifth annual d.u.m.b.o. dance festival, WHITE WAVE will launch the first annual International DUMBO Dance Festival, October 19-23, 2005. The goal of this festival is to showcase the works of emerging contemporary dance choreographers of a single ethnic or cultural heritage. Curated by Young Soon Kim, Artistic Director of WHITE WAVE, in association with The Korea Society, the inaugural festival will focus on Korean dance makers who are active not only in Korea, but worldwide. It will feature the work of 7 choreographers and 22 dancers performing two different programs.
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2005 d.u.m.b.o. dance festival
October 13, 2005 -- GALA Benefit and October 14-16, 2005 -- Festival Performances
More than 90 up and coming choreographers and well-known companies will present a wide array of stunning performances of ferociously inventive works. Well over 350 performers from the New York City area and beyond will perform innovative contemporary dance, from passion-spilling drama to gut-splitting humor in this interdisciplinary dance arts event. The grand scale and diversity of this cutting-edge festival distinguishes the annual d.u.m.b.o. dance festival from its New York cousins.
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MEAT
September 28-November 2 at Ace of Clubs
MEAT performs a rotating set of over 200 sketches, featuring everything from Children-of-the-Damned English youngsters run amok (their sister Melanie had a problem with sharing. Then she had an "accident") to predatory robot lovemaking. Characters that recur through many sketches include Cynthia Falconcrest, resident film critic (her scatological reviews of films like "Daddy Day Care" and "How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days" are virtually unprintable in any publication), as well as "Dr. Jan Rosenthal: Deaf Gynecologist."
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Holly's Follies
One Night Only! October 4 at The Cutting Room
HOLLY WOODLAWN was part of the Andy Warhol Factory scene in the 1960's and 1970's, the wildly creative underground downtown Manhattan scene that created visual art, films, music, and performance. Along with fellow Warhol Superstars and associates like Lou Reed, Edie Sedgwick, Sylvia Miles, Viva, Penny Arcade, and Candy Darling, Holly appeared in projects regularly and the gossip columns constantly. Her leading role in the film "Andy Warhol's Trash," directed by Paul Morrissey and co-starring the iconic Joe Dallesandro, catapulted her to international stardom.
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THE AUDITION
September 7- October 1 at Wings Theatre
At each night of THE AUDITION, ten actors (found in local ads and by word-of-mouth) and one lucky person chosen from the audience will perform their prepared monologue for panel of three entertainment industry professionals (directors, producers, and casting directors) and the audience. After all of the initial auditions are complete, the audience votes for their favorite performers. The six top-ranking actors return for Act II to claim their prize: the highly-coveted callback. The night then culminates in cold readings and performances of specially created scenes.
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Hi!
Begins September 8 at The Greenwich Village Center Theater
Following in the footsteps of comic character monologuists such as Lily Tomlin, John Leguizamo, and Whoopi Goldberg, acclaimed Portland solo artist Amber Martin brings her award winning show Hi! to New York for a limited engagement. It is co-directed by Emmy Award-winning veteran television writer Jack Bouche and Portland playwright/theater critic Steffen Silvis. Recipient of the 2003 Portland Drammy Award for Best Solo Performance, Hi! begins previews on September 8th at The Greenwich Village Center Theater. Opening night is scheduled for Saturday, September 10th.
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SCREEN PLAY
September 8 - 30 at The Flea
Set just before the election of 2015, SCREEN PLAY envisions a future ruled by a conservative religious majority. The economy is sagging, wars are raging and culture is in decay. Many Americans have begun to flee to Canada and Mexico as the government struggles to stop pandemic reverse immigration. With a plot borrowed liberally from a classic 1942 American film, SCREEN PLAY is a tale of politics, history, the city of Buffalo, and a love ruined by the Bush-Gore election of 2000.
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NO BOUNDARIES
World Premiere Sept. 15 - 21 at Theatre at St. Clements
NO BOUNDARIES centers around Ali, an idealistic and free-spirited young white girl who is set to attend Juilliard in the Fall. When Ali auditions for an up-and-coming all-black rap group, it triggers a series of events rife with racial tension. It also strains her relationship with her best friend Joshua-- 18, black, and with his own ambitions. As they passionately pursue their dreams, Joshua and Ali are forced to confront painful issues of identity, loyalty and race that threaten to alter their friendship forever.
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MONICA! THE MUSICAL
World Premiere Sept. 21- Oct. 2 at Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre
In the face of the national scandal that was the Clinton-Lewinsky affair, MONICA! THE MUSICAL dares to ask one crucial question: "Exactly how did something this ridiculous happen?" And it answers this question in song -- with a generous helping of irreverant absurdity, libelous implications and insight that only time can bring. This bold satire mixes past and present D.C. politics with the best (and sometimes worst) of musical theater as it examines the our relationship to tabloid scandal, partisan crackpots and that barrel of Beltway monkeys.
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UNKNOWN
World Premiere Sept. 23- Oct. 1 at The Barrow Group Theatre
At the center of the sleazy sideshow world of THE UNKNOWN stands Alonzo The Armless Wonder, a carnival knife thrower who is madly in love with Joan, his luscious and mysterious target. Alonzo's love gives birth to an obsession so powerful that it tests the limits of sanity and drives him to the brink of madness and murder. Twists and turns come flying at full speed in this freak show of dreams, where nothing is what it seems and where love can be twisted by hatred in an instant. THE UNKNOWN is fast-paced and suspenseful from its opening chords to its gruesome conclusion. It is a thrilling carnival ride about the madness that can ensue when love comes your way.
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MEET DINA MARTINA and MEAT!
Friday, September 16 at the Cutting Room
Catch a FREE showcase performance from two acts that Spin Cycle will be presenting later this year! Fans of Kiki & Herb and Jackie Beat will worship a new icon when they see Dina Martina, the demented Seattle-based drag act who is wowing Provincetown in a sold-out run this summer. Read a Seattle review of Dina Martina here, and catch her show FREE now --- she'll be back in NYC at Christmas!
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Hospital 2005
7th Annual Summer Serial begins July 15
With the country still divided on the Terry Schiavo case, the Center for Disease Control forecasts a major global pandemic of h5N1 Avian Bird Flu in the next 3 to 5 years. Hospital 2005 follows the cerebral journey of one of the many hundreds of thousands of people that will contract this illness. Comatose and near death following infection, the Traveler wades through his memory of life and tries to decipher what may have happened in his past, the nature of his impossible present and what might be left of his future.
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NEW YORK INTERNATIONAL FRINGE FESTIVAL
9th ANNUAL FESTIVAL TO RUN AUGUST 12th - 28th
In 2005, many of New York City's most prominent downtown performance venues will host productions from around the globe as part of FringeNYC, which will offer performances covering a wide range of disciplines, including theater, performance art, dance, children's theater, spoken word, puppetry, and multimedia. FringeNYC is a production of The Present Company, under the leadership of Producing Artistic Director Elena K. Holy.
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THE BIGGER MAN
June 29 - July 23 at Center Stage
Len, a former thief and all-around screw-up, has serious doubts about the upcoming wedding of his ex-girlfriend. The night before the ceremony, while sharing a hotel room with his drug addict buddy, Len is certain that something is not quite right about the entire event. He may not be the Best Man, but can he be THE BIGGER MAN? Pitting urban nihilism against suburban optimism, this off-kilter love story is played out in soggy hotel rooms, with paranoid wedding guests, an aggressively friendly host, and uncertain danger lurking at every turn.
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Big Times
June 11 - July 9 at Walkerspace
Sadie, Nellie and Lucy are three young ladies who show up in the Big City with nothing more than a mouse, a ukulele, and a dream of making it in the Big Time. Looking to stake out their place in the spotlight, they comically stumble into each other and discover that by joining forces, there’s nothing they can’t do. In true Vaudevillian style, this ragtag trio encounters more misadventures than you can shake a schtick at! The result is a magical and hilarious hybrid of a play filled with comic hijinx, bawdy babes and old New York values.
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Jonny McGovern in "I LIKES TO HAVE FUNZ"
Open Ended Run Begins June 9 at Ace of Clubs
Before he was The Gay Pimp he was... a nanny! With I LIKES TO HAVE FUNZ, Jonny dishes the dirt on his days as the Gay Mary Poppins in this hysterical new show. Look out Fran Drescher! The performance also touches on Jonny’s real life experiences in New York’s underground gay club scene and his behind-the-scenes take on his experiences filming The Ricki Lake Show and numerous specials for VH1.
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SCREEN PLAY
Extended through July 30 at The Flea
Set just before the election of 2015, SCREEN PLAY envisions a future ruled by a conservative religious majority. The economy is sagging, wars are raging and culture is in decay. Many Americans have begun to flee to Canada and Mexico as the government struggles to stop pandemic reverse immigration. With a plot borrowed liberally from a classic 1942 American film, SCREEN PLAY is a tale of politics, history, the city of Buffalo, and a love ruined by the Bush-Gore election of 2000.
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